Scandal Author Writes Brilliant Book
You’ll remember, I’m sure, the court case a few months ago featuring lurid headlines such as ‘Squabbling Scribes’ and ‘Wrestling Writers’, where Brian Piddock was convicted of criminal damage after a dispute with a fellow author.
But apart from insisting he was innocent of all charges, there is more to Brian than that case. And the notoriety he has gained had nothing to do with Neil Rhodes Books deciding to publish his great new book, How to write a how to write book.
Because Brian has written the book that will guarantee success for all failed authors, whether they want to write the new War and Peace or just scribble greetings on a birthday card for their nephew: now they can stop writing about what interests them, and start writing about telling other people how to write about what interests them!
Everyone needs a guide to writing, and Brian Piddock is your guide to writing a guide to writing. He’ll help you choose a subject, get the appealing title, and do everything else, down to fixing the fiddly footnotes. With a lifetime’s expertise behind him Brian Piddock will show you how true is that old saying: Those that can, do; and those that can’t – teach!
But How to write a how to write book is more than just a beautifully written manual of instruction: through essential examples we learn how Brian became the writer he is today, and discover his struggles with publishers and agents and readers and unappreciative friends and family, and setbacks with people he has loved and given everything to and who then betray and deny him without saying sorry or even excuse me. Truly, this book will warm the heart as equally as it inspires the brain.
Want to be a writer?
Of course you do. Everyone does. After all, you’ve got an idea you thought of one drunken evening in the pub, you think you’ve got a not entirely useless verbal facility (well you can speak, can’t you?), and you possess a computer with a word processing program, paper and a printer.
But you find that after the first paragraph or sentence it’s just too darn difficult to do. Or you manage to put something together but you’re neither talented nor lucky nor a famous footballer so you can’t get the thing published.
Don’t give up. Don’t despair.
Before you shred your manuscript and junk your computer, Brian Piddock has the answer.
Follow his path to success with the Brian Piddock four step plan to Writing Honours.
You see, there is another way.
An easier way.
Let Brian show you how.
Turn your rejected novel, your turned down play, your discarded thriller, and your redundant misery memoir into a:
How To Write Book!
E-mail: info@brianpiddock.co.uk